Monday 23 December 2013

How To Calm Down When You Are Angry....

.....without harming anyone but yourself





1. Bite your pillow. Break your teeth. Scream into it. Let the monster whale inside you be set free.

2. Glare at random people. Try your best to scare the hell out of them.

3. Punch the walls. Break those knuckles. Soon your anger will be overcome by pain.

4. Play dead!

5. Try attempting a headstand or a cartwheel irrespective of the place you are at- in your office, in a conference, in a lift or in a local train.

6. Sing at the top of your lungs- "AuNty POLice buLa LeGi! AunTY poLIce Bula leGI! AUnty pOliCE BuLa LEgi! fir bhi PARTY YUHI CHAALEGI!!"

Wait! I think that may hurt others.

7. Spray that pepper spray into your own eyes. Don't have one? Beg. Borrow. Steal.

8. Order your Pokemon characters to attack on people around you.

9. My personal favorite- Dance like you have lost it. C'mon let's break the earth into pieces!

10. In case you are enraged beyond limits, shoot an "AVADA KEDAVRA" on the culprit and be done with him/her forever!


6 comments:

  1. Superb post.. My favorite was 10, 8, 2, 4, 9, 7, 5, 3, 1, 6 :) :)
    Yes.. I liked them all .. :) :)

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  2. hahaha! Epic! Must say, I've tried quite a few, Ooh! And one more, whenever I am annoyed like anything, I burst it out on the blog. Kisi ko pata bhi nahin chalta :D

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    1. Yes, that is one advantage we bloggers have. :)

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  3. :D.. Superb oneee... !!! kaash mere paas bhi koi aisaa pokemon hotaa.. :P..
    and i think i vl prefer only 8 n 10..as they r more safe for me. :P :D..

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    1. Be careful.. 10th is most dangerous but most effective as well. :P

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